Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.

Howdy folks! AntiBarbie, your friendly neighborhood guest blogger here to say ‘hi’ to all the readers here at FiddyP. Starting very soon you might start seeing some short stories and articles written by yours truly for your amusement.

Now, you all need to thank Andy for this because my services do not come cheap. While I can’t disclose actual amounts, you can be sure I will not settle for anything less than I deserve. That’s right. If negotiations go well, not only will I be able to afford a double cheeseburger but a small fry as well when I go through the drive thru window at McDonalds. Heck, I may even have enough money left over for the tax!

So, there you have it. By the way, my lawyer says that this post serves as a warning that will protect me from any liability should someone say, I don’t know, suddenly have a sharp drop in IQ points after reading my works. Andy on the other hand… Well, I’d start saving up now, maybe refinance the ol’ homestead if I were him.

In any case, kudos to Andy for allowing me this great opportunity to get my work out there. I hope all you readers out there will find my stories and other mind droppings as fun to read as they are to write. I hope to be back soon with a first installment!

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17 Comments

  1. Diana13 (9 comments.)
    Posted November 9, 2007 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    I must admit that this is an interesting combination :) The Andy’s plugins and tutorials and your funny or scary stories? Uuuu, it makes me shiver :)
    Diana13’s last blog post..My first Blog Carnival

  2. AntiBarbie (40 comments.)
    Posted November 9, 2007 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    It will be an interesting combo fo’ sure!

    AntiBarbie’s last blog post..Am I a mean girl or just outspoken?

  3. RAC (24 comments.)
    Posted November 9, 2007 at 7:06 am | Permalink

    Thanks for the warning! I will have your posts read to me by a friend, I can’t afford to lose any more IQ points!

  4. AntiBarbie (40 comments.)
    Posted November 9, 2007 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    Bah, brain cells, brain schmells…. who needs em!

    AntiBarbie’s last blog post..Am I a mean girl or just outspoken?

  5. Steve (1 comments.)
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    See, I could not agree more……
    Brain cells? Bloody useless!
    Must be.
    Why else would alcohol have been invented (in order to kill em) and then made so enjoyable (errr..to kill ‘em)?
    Somebody, or something, is trying to tell us something and NOT in a subtle way either!
    Steve

    Steve’s last blog post..Writers Cramp

  6. AntiBarbie (40 comments.)
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Steve:

    There was a study that showed that we are only as smart as our slowest brain cell so killing those slow brain cells off can actually keep a person at the top of their game mentally.

    See regular alcohol consumption doesn’t make you an alcoholic…. it makes you smart! :nods her head sagely:

    AntiBarbie’s last blog post..The 10,000 Visits Recap.

  7. RAC (24 comments.)
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    I must be one of the smartest guys on the planet then :)

  8. AntiBarbie (40 comments.)
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    RAC:

    Who woulda thunk it, eh?

    AntiBarbie’s last blog post..The 10,000 Visits Recap.

  9. RAC (24 comments.)
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    Still not smart enough to get the my last post thingy showing on ‘ere!

    I need another drink!

    Cheers

  10. jalaj (20 comments.)
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    @RAC - Noticed late.. yes CommentLuv doesn’t seem to work for you…

    jalaj’s last blog post..The Blog Revisited - 6

  11. Andy Bailey
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    @RAC: your default feed location isn’t showing a feed, if you use the feedsmith plugin, delete it and upload and reactivate to see if it can fix your feed…

  12. RAC (24 comments.)
    Posted November 13, 2007 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    OK I will give it a go.

  13. Marisa Duma (7 comments.)
    Posted November 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    Hey hey, found AntiBarbie while grappling with my plugins. Hello there! I’m from BlogCatalog.
    Happy guest-blogging for Andy! :D
    Marisa Duma’s last blog post..WordPress.org Indonesia is Launched!

  14. AntiBarbie (40 comments.)
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Marisa Duma:

    Andy’s a great bloke with a neat blog. I am more than happy to be a guest blogger here. :)
    AntiBarbie’s last blog post..QOTW - What Makes You a Good Friend?

  15. jessie (2 comments.)
    Posted December 18, 2007 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    i thought i would be reading a horror story in a tech site… :-)
    jessie’s last blog post..This Blog Has DoFollow Attributes

  16. Fire Town (1 comments.)
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    One provides entertainment, the other one is the geek. I love it. Both sides of the brain coming together to make everyone get something out of this blog. :)

    Luv your luv plugin Andy!

    Fire Town’s last blog post..Win $600.00 to start one thread!

  17. Rehab Ricky (1 comments.)
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    looking forward to reading your stories and watching you earn that cheeseburger

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